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Адамска ☭ Revolver "Shalashaska" Ocelot ([personal profile] shashka) wrote2017-09-26 07:31 pm

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[personal profile] taryon 2017-12-01 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, thank you!

[ Ah yes, he enjoys having a kitchen assistant to helpfully hand him things. Of course, it's still a Herculean task, to whip sour cream by hand — almost immediately it starts to thin, which is probably pretty distressing to a man who considers himself a capable baker.

The rattle of the metal whisk around the bowl falters to a halt.

Tentatively, he uses a finger around the edge of the bowl to taste. Wrinkles his nose.
]

Hm. I think this cream might have turned, friend.

[personal profile] taryon 2017-12-04 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sour cream", hm.

[ Taryon considers this with a slightly wrinkled brow. And then, because he learned a lot from Vox Machina and it was all the wrong things, like how to convince someone to eat dirt or treat a rotten old egg as a special object, he squints at Ocelot. ]

Terribly sorry, but just to clarify,

[ In his rich, smooth voice with its polished upper class accent: ]

Are you fucking with me right now?